February 2012
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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me: I thought they weren’t going to call until two days before orientation just to make you sweat. Jon: well you were wrong. Me: I wonder if I say “spring isn’t going to come tomorrow,” it will. the universe is conspiring against me and doing the opposite of what I say. I should say the opposite of what I want all…wait….not say the opposite of what I want all...
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Feb 7th
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January 2012
3 posts
Grammy: what are we going to do for your great grandmothers 90th birthday?
Me: 90 strippers!
Grammy: its probably grown shut by now
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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When the truss breaks and your life comes crashing down. Who is the best person to get advice from? Strangers on the internet of course.
Jan 2nd
December 2011
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 19th
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Follow the person I reblogged this from.
Dec 19th
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reblog if you have less than 20,000 followers,...
c0en: must be following me: c0en no likes reblog once you will gain 30-100+ followers choosing tonight so be quick 
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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I just realized the list for 365 is fucked up. What a crock of shit…you can’t continue something that isn’t properly thought out to begin with. fuck it.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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342: what are the memories you have from fifth grade? My teacher turning bright red cause he was always mad but he let us throw stuff at the ceiling fan. and I’m pretty sure he was gay cause he always talked about his friend justin.
Dec 3rd
309: what are the memories you have from second grade? my teacher had cancer
Dec 1st
November 2011
56 posts
308: what are the memories you have from first grade? a really pale boy
Nov 30th
307: what are the memories you have when you think of kindergarten? dunkaroos
Nov 29th
306: what are the most distinct memories from preschool age and younger? having to look up at everyone
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
305: which grade was your favorite? why? 12th, I got away with more shit
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Nov 26th
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304: What is your favorite kind of soup? chili
Nov 26th
303: last time you were sick, what did you have? a fucking cold or I was drunk
Nov 25th
302: post a picture of your makeup from today! maybe if my mom sends me the picture
Nov 24th
301: who is your favorite actor/actress and why? I love old lady actresses…so…Julie Andrews no…Bill Murray , maybe Bruce Willis
Nov 23rd
300: your celebrity crush Robert Downey Jr.
Nov 22nd