February 2012
6 posts
me: I thought they weren’t going to call until two days before orientation just to make you sweat.
Jon: well you were wrong.
Me: I wonder if I say “spring isn’t going to come tomorrow,” it will. the universe is conspiring against me and doing the opposite of what I say. I should say the opposite of what I want all…wait….not say the opposite of what I want all...
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January 2012
3 posts
Grammy: what are we going to do for your great grandmothers 90th birthday?
Me: 90 strippers!
Grammy: its probably grown shut by now
When the truss breaks and your life comes crashing down. Who is the best person to get advice from? Strangers on the internet of course.
December 2011
23 posts
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I just realized the list for 365 is fucked up. What a crock of shit…you can’t continue something that isn’t properly thought out to begin with. fuck it.
342: what are the memories you have from fifth grade?
My teacher turning bright red cause he was always mad but he let us throw stuff at the ceiling fan. and I’m pretty sure he was gay cause he always talked about his friend justin.
309: what are the memories you have from second grade?
my teacher had cancer
November 2011
56 posts
308: what are the memories you have from first grade?
a really pale boy
307: what are the memories you have when you think of kindergarten?
dunkaroos
306: what are the most distinct memories from preschool age and younger?
having to look up at everyone
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305: which grade was your favorite? why?
12th, I got away with more shit
304: What is your favorite kind of soup?
chili
303: last time you were sick, what did you have?
a fucking cold or I was drunk
302: post a picture of your makeup from today!
maybe if my mom sends me the picture
301: who is your favorite actor/actress and why?
I love old lady actresses…so…Julie Andrews
no…Bill Murray
, maybe Bruce Willis
300: your celebrity crush
Robert Downey Jr.